Average survival rate after one year working here—10%.
Underneath the cryovolcanoes on the surface of one of Saturn’s moons, you’ll discover a hot, smoldering forge where ingots are smelted all day.
No rest for the wicked carrying out their punishment here.
All to benefit Quicksilver Corporation with abundant gold-infused grafplaz.
(Or it could just be coffee grounds in a cup.)
-W.V.Carleton