Meet Lilith Mortimer.
(That’s her pen name, she wishes not to reveal her true name at this time.)
I know I’ve been keeping this under wraps for a while.
Truth is: I’ve been working with another writer.
We’ve been collaborating since Mexico City.
I did a photo shoot with her there, and so, without further ado, here’s Lilith:
She’s the most talented, beautiful, sultry, incredible woman I’ve ever met.
She’s a writing force.
I feel like I’m on top of the world when we collaborate.
I never thought it would be possible to meet a woman like her.
And it’s been killing me to have to keep her secret for as long as this.
Let’s just say—it was a bit of a social experiment. To see how far the world would go to keep an old boomer down.
We collected a bunch of data. And it turned out to be a case study of biblical proportions, as far as the findings.
But the cat’s out of the bag now.
Passing the puck to Lilith from this moment on.
Lilith, Immortal Type is yours.
-William
(Uh, thanks?)
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